iChef
07-18-2008, 08:12 PM
This might help some travelers—it will definitely help the rest of us!
Can somebody tell me how we got here?
Traveling / flying really sucks these days. As a child I rode a school bus, the train, the public bus that you had to pull the cable attached to a bell to let the driver know he needed to stop, but I never flew on an airplane. I didn’t have that pleasure until I was in my 20’s—I believe it was on my honeymoon flight to Jamaica. On this trip I loved the entire event including being interrogated by US Customs Agents and the food and wine in little bottles with screw tops! I have a story about US Customs Agents, but not here. Not now.
Well, I have since flown quite a bit back and forth all over the country and across the pond a few times and the honeymoon is definitely over. Over, to the point of never wanting to strip down to my bare feet, or be probed by people with gloves, or to have my personal belongings (including a delicate machine that helps me stay alive while I sleep) fiddled with—checking in at a post 9/11 airport means checking my dignity at the curb (not that it was so much fun before, it’s just so much worse now) I don’t want to get into the whole flight thing, including paying ridiculous fees from the ticket that has a terrorist tax included, the food which isn’t included, and now extra moo-la for my luggage! If a person was quick enough to add up all the nickel and diming going on they would never fly because they would be outraged at the actual cost...
There are some guidelines, “this is not Nam man, there are rules!” and they might not be rules of criminal law, but there are the rules of civil decency—we aren’t animals after all!
Getting on a plane is a nightmare enough without someone clogging up the isle while they get their seat ready before they let anyone else pass.
New Rule: when you get to your seat move out of the isle into your row—allowing others in the isle to get by to their seat, while you are standing at your seat put you bag and what not either in the above overhead, under the seat in front of you or in the seat pocket.
Wait until everyone in your row is seated before you buckle up—sidenote*: if by chance you don’t know how to buckle and unbuckle your seatbelt, do everyone a favor and walk to your final destination a plane is no place for you! I am so sick and tired of that instruction!
More rules including personal odors can be found at The Irascible Chef!
—iChef PSAhttp://www.irasciblechef.com/is-this-your-first-time-on-a-plane/
Can somebody tell me how we got here?
Traveling / flying really sucks these days. As a child I rode a school bus, the train, the public bus that you had to pull the cable attached to a bell to let the driver know he needed to stop, but I never flew on an airplane. I didn’t have that pleasure until I was in my 20’s—I believe it was on my honeymoon flight to Jamaica. On this trip I loved the entire event including being interrogated by US Customs Agents and the food and wine in little bottles with screw tops! I have a story about US Customs Agents, but not here. Not now.
Well, I have since flown quite a bit back and forth all over the country and across the pond a few times and the honeymoon is definitely over. Over, to the point of never wanting to strip down to my bare feet, or be probed by people with gloves, or to have my personal belongings (including a delicate machine that helps me stay alive while I sleep) fiddled with—checking in at a post 9/11 airport means checking my dignity at the curb (not that it was so much fun before, it’s just so much worse now) I don’t want to get into the whole flight thing, including paying ridiculous fees from the ticket that has a terrorist tax included, the food which isn’t included, and now extra moo-la for my luggage! If a person was quick enough to add up all the nickel and diming going on they would never fly because they would be outraged at the actual cost...
There are some guidelines, “this is not Nam man, there are rules!” and they might not be rules of criminal law, but there are the rules of civil decency—we aren’t animals after all!
Getting on a plane is a nightmare enough without someone clogging up the isle while they get their seat ready before they let anyone else pass.
New Rule: when you get to your seat move out of the isle into your row—allowing others in the isle to get by to their seat, while you are standing at your seat put you bag and what not either in the above overhead, under the seat in front of you or in the seat pocket.
Wait until everyone in your row is seated before you buckle up—sidenote*: if by chance you don’t know how to buckle and unbuckle your seatbelt, do everyone a favor and walk to your final destination a plane is no place for you! I am so sick and tired of that instruction!
More rules including personal odors can be found at The Irascible Chef!
—iChef PSAhttp://www.irasciblechef.com/is-this-your-first-time-on-a-plane/